Quote of the fucking day.
Knob: <loudly, in panic> Urgent! Is the tech guy in? This is urgent!
Some other knob: No, why?
Knob: O-M-G!!! I need him! It’s urgent. I have a voice mail and I don’t know how to check it!!!!! I really need to check it!!!!!
This late 20’s-something-or-other has been here for at least 6 months, maybe longer, who even knows.
This is a human person, who grew up in an age of technology, who can’t figure out how to check her voice mail and/or use a telephone thingy-doo-dad.
And once realizing that part, can’t ‘ask the internet‘ how to do it?
Or you know, check that user manual that collects dust in her desk?
Instead, she will let it sit there?
Are you telling me that in over 6 months as communications advisor, she has never had a message?
In real life??
Just how is this even possible? Just how?