Factual Fact (#6) with a sprinkle of Here’s some fucking wisdom for you (#98).
To the McTeethsucker in the neighbouring cubicle:
Here’s the thing… We are all happy that you have purchased a decorative water fountain/sound machine/noise making doodad/shit plopping into the toilet sound maker for your home. Congratulations. High five.
What we are not happy with, is the fact that you have video taped your decorative water fountain/sound machine/noise making doodad/shit plopping into the toilet sound maker and feel the need to play on loop at high volume at your desk, with an added,
“I HOPE PEOPLE DON’T HAVE TO PEEEEEE!!! <smokers cough, teeth suck, smokers cough, teeth suck, smokers cough>.”
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for relaxing, chill-like sounds. It just happens that something that reflects the sound of shit plopping into the toilet is not one of them.
Lessons learned: Some people enjoy washroom sounds. Gross.
LOUD Noises! 