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Dress shirt: 1, Me: 0

Here’s some fucking wisdom for you (#103).

So this happened:

Sometimes when you feel like everyone is staring at you on the subway, it’s not because you’re rocking it and you look awesome today (even though you totally are). It might possibly also be that the top three buttons of your dress shirt are undone, leaving a perfect view of the girls.

And now I remember why that dress shirt hung in my closet for a year. RIP dress shirt. ¬†You’re welcome, rush hour commuters.