Quote of the fucking day
Dreamcrusher: <loudly, on the phone, presumably speaking with coworker on a different floor> …. you need a what? A condom?! CONDOM! I can’t help you with that. Go to the store and buy your own condoms. CONDOMS!
Dreamcrusher: Haha. I guess you just can’t get away from it, huh? CONDOMS!