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As if the morning rush hour commute isn’t filled with enough murderous rage…

Factual Fact

If I can taste the smell of your gym shoes, they need not be tied to the outside of your bag.

Please invest in any or all of the following:

a) a bigger bag, a bag within your bag, just… any bag really

b) Dr. Scholls

c) a quarantine room?

d) new shoes that don’t taste so bad

Mkay?

I mean, I’m not even going to get into the topic of fungus, because I will throw up in my mouth. The humanity!!

Let’s review:  Shoes go in bag. Done.

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About randommaleandorfemale

I have many thoughts that I can't say in my outside voice. Enter, this blog. Its goal is to stop me from imploding and whatnot. So far, so good.

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